How can one family get so screwed over when it comes to intelligence? I turned on the TV just for some noise and then decided to jump in the shower. When I got out, The Ashlee Simpson Show was on. Between her and her sister, they have the combined intelligence of a stalk of corn. (In third place: Peter Griffin and a stalk of corn.) For some unknown reason she’s allowed to drive a Lexus with a sweet GPS navigation system, yet she can’t follow simple verbal and visual instructions and drive to her location. And who the hell decided she could sing? I can’t stand her song that’s on the radio right now and watching her attempt to record her album gives me a headache. I can’t imagine how much post-production work is necessary to make her sound halfway decent. At least her sister has some talent, even if she doesn’t know the difference between tuna and chicken.