Guy: Is she drying off her lettuce? K______, what are you doing?

Girl: It’s too wet!

Guy: I’ve never heard that from a woman before…

Later…

Girl 2: It’s OK, K______, I like your wet lettuce.

Currently Playing: Gavin Degraw – More Than Anyone

I’m going to love you more than anyone
I’m going to hold you closer than before
And when I kiss your soul, your body’ll be free
I’ll be free for you anytime
I’m going to love you more than anyone