How exactly does one “discover” something like this?

I’m still trying to decide if this is real or not. Either way it’s a pretty sticky situation.

Another strange discovery. This one is kinda cool though.

Ashlee is having a tough time. Oh, wait. I don’t care. Apparently there’s an online petition demanding she stop singing. Yes, I signed it, along with almost 82,000 other people smart enough to know a hack when they see one. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.

They must not want to sell any pens.

Just a note: in the time it took me to write this post almost 200 people signed the “Stop Ashley Petition.” If you’d like to join in the fun, I’ve added the petition link to the sidebar click the link above.