You’ve seen those stupid talking fish. The ones mounted on a plaque, generally with a motion sensitive trigger that sing songs like “Take Me to the River.” Well now you can create your own stupid message.

If you really wanna waste some time, this ball game is maddening. It seems so simple in theory, and yet it takes a level of coordination that I didn’t seem to possess when I was playing it this morning.

I always thought there was something funny about this guy.

I have just one question. Why?

Make that two questions. Why are they in space? There’s no reason for them to be in space.

Hopefully I won’t need to use any of these techniques to get people out of my office at Epic.

While I sit here and write pointless posts to waste time, some people do more creative things.