The audio files are pretty quiet, so turn up your volume on most.
Ok, this is currently the most awesomefanstacular thing I have ever seen. I mean seriously! These guys’ wangs have to be…like…the size of a small european nation!
This is just freaking stupid. This is just totally awesome. And if you use more than one of these, that is just sad.
I have the sudden uncontrollable urge to just wail on someone with a wiffle bat. I mean seriously! How awesome does that sound! Say H is working at the desk, and she gets bored. So she calls me up. What better way for both of us to occupy our time then for me to attempt to beat her senseless with bat-full-o-holes while she…like…you know…draws, or something. Seriously!
Im hungry. I want…like…carmex. If you don’t have SideBoy, by the way, you really need it. It’s…awesome. We suddenly have a lot of people posting claiming letters. And they’re making us guess as to who is whom! Not that…you know…we made any rules. Or anything. So! Let’s recap!
H is ******, J is me, C is ******, D is *****, F is ******* (tentatively), N is ****, B is **** (apparently), K is ******* (apparently), and S is ****** (tentatively).
And finally! I know all you PeoplewhoneverreadjimmyspostsbecauseyoudontlovehimandonlycomeforCandD never read my posts so, quickly, I’ll fill ya in! On Thursday, I had 3 dates this weekend. Well, at one point, that upped to 4. One, was cancelled. One, was annoyingly…annoying…that didn’t sound like I wanted it too. One I cancelled, because I knew I would be way to exhausted after my concert. Oh! And about that! So we were singing our main song and, during the course of that song, it requires us to act totally Gay (no offense, *****!) Now, before this song starts, we ask up all the “old Glee members” who know the song. So I had…like…7 30 and 40 somethingyearolds around me. So what did I do! Me, being on the top row, I hug the 30somethingyearold in front on me and start petting his head…and stuff. I mean, it was really funny at the time, and I always do stuff like that during that part of the song. And I got a lot of comments, saying “You have a natural talent for comedy.” (Seriously! WEIRD!) …yeah, I apologized to the guy afterward. “Hehe. Sorry about that man. You were the only one in front of me.” I so felt dirty. I think I crossed a line, or something. But! I got a lot of compliments so…*shrugs* Oh, and the last date went…uhm…nicely. A little too nicely. Let me just say I’ll be single for a while longer, yet. 🙂
And, as always, remember that you can build a ladder to heaven but, if there’s only one road, you can still go the wrong way on it!
Quote!
S (4:01:32 PM): are you the only The Jimmy?
The one and.
Kicka**!