This Guy Isn’t Very Funny

Do you think Jon Stewart will use this as material for The Daily Show this week?

An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of The Daily Show” and host of this year’s Academy Awards, to appear next week.

It sent out 500 invitations to businesses and planned for 900 people.

But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.

So apparently they don’t think a former motivational speaker and now part-time professional wrestler will be the highlight of the event as they were hoping – they cancelled him.

Holy !@#$

Session Average: 206
First Ball Average: 9.1
Open Frames: 5 (average 2 per game)
Spares: 9
Strikes: 17
Splits: 2 (1 converted)

Games: 195  211  214
Series: 620

Oh yeah…we won the championship. Thanks to Chris, Ken, Eric, Nolan, Joe, Chad, Jesse, and Matt for a great league season.

Update: Apparently my name was in the paper. They got my score wrong (625) which tied for tenth best series in our league for the night.

Black White

Since The Shield started up again on FX, I’ve been seeing previews for this show and it piqued my curiosity. Once the premiere came close enough, I set the DVR to record it to see if it would be any good. If nothing else, it looked like an interesting concept and while I wasn’t sure about pure entertainment value I thought it might be worth watching.

As of today something like four episodes have aired, and I’ve watched the first two. It started off a little bit slow as they explained the premise (which I already knew after one promo spot). Basically two families live in the same house together and attempt to give each other the experience of living as the opposite race. Makeup artists work their airbrush magic to change black to white and vice versa.

The first episode kind of laid the groundwork for the opinions of those involved in “the project” as they call it. The black dad is amazed at how much better he gets treated as a white man. The white mom thinks she grew up with a liberal family and this project won’t be a stretch for her. The black mom is sensitive to racially charged language. The white dad thinks racism is all in blacks’ interpretations. The black son couldn’t care less about the whole thing. The white daughter seems to have the best grasp of the whole point of the show out of any of them.

Each family is supposed to help the other to gain the full experience of living as the other race. So far, this hasn’t really happened. The black family feels like they already know what it takes to be white because they “put on that face” all the time to be accepted in white society. The white family assumes they know what it takes to be black, and – not surprisingly – they have no idea. They end up trying way too hard; but then again, the black family isn’t really helping them out either.

The most interesting component for me is the situation they’ve put the white daughter in. She’s attending a slam poetry class with some very open and honest black teens who lay out all their feelings for everyone to hear. She struggles with the fact that she might not live up to their expectations, but more than that, she feels horrible hiding who she really is when they are being so honest. In the episode I just watched, she actually revealed to them that she was really a white girl in black makeup. I can’t imagine how hard that must have been for her to admit that she’d essentially been lying to them. The reaction was mixed – some of them were supportive, but one in particular felt betrayed and let her know it. Still, it’s obvious that she understands what they’re doing, and genuinely appreciates their varied reactions. So far she seems to be the only one who really gets it.

One thing is immediately obvious – these are two very different worlds being forced to collide. It’s no surprise that not everything is going to go well. After two episodes, I’m hooked in. I’m interested to see where things will go from here, even if it’s uncomfortable at times. Still, after finishing an episode a few minutes ago I couldn’t help but think the whole thing was a little depressing. Granted it’s still early, but the level of understanding between the two families is almost non-existent. I hope at the end I’ll be pleasantly surprised and not bitterly disappointed. If you haven’t seen the show, it’s worth checking it out Wednesdays on FX.

On to the Finals

Despite having the lowest averages and the worst record in the league, we’re headed to the finals! We all had at least two games well above average and banged out a victory in the first two games. We won the second by 185 pins!

The other team in the finals had an incredible third game tonight – three of their guys were over 240. Still, if we had played them tonight, we would have taken the first two games and the championship. I was a little nervous to start things off tonight, let’s hope I can relax next week. I’m looking forward to it.

RDA Returns!

I just finished watching the season finale of Battlestar Galactica from a few weeks ago (which was awesome, by the way). The end of the episode was so different from what I was expecting, I went in search of more information. I hit up gateworld.net because it’s always been a good source of info without giving away everything. What I found instead was this little gem about Richard Dean Anderson appearing next season on Stargate! The link contains mild spoilers so be careful. Here’s the spoiler-free highlights:

Anderson will appear first in the episode titled “200,” which not coincidentally will air at the show’s 200th episode, this summer. “200” will allow the cast and crew to break outside the mold of the traditional Stargate episode while revisiting a comical storyline from the past — precisely 100 episodes ago, in fact. [Think Wormhole X-Treme!]

The show’s former leading man will also guest star on Stargate Atlantis in Season Three, and will appear in additional episodes of SG-1’s tenth year. Anderson told his official Web site that he will appear in a total of five episodes this year. He was asked to appear in the 200th episode, and during negotiations offered to do a few more if the writers wanted to use his character to tie up any loose ends.

The show’s producers also told GateWorld that Anderson’s appearance in [“200”] will be substantial, and not a brief cameo as he did in Season Nine’s “Avalon, Part 1” and “Origin.”

Sweet! I’ve always hoped he would come back for some closure. Col. Mitchell is cool and definitely a worthy replacement, but you just can’t beat Jack O’Neill. Apparently he spilled the beans to a fan site a few weeks ago. His first new episode should air sometime in August.

Knockout!

Week one of the playoffs. We arrive to find that we’ve been matched up with the number one seed (the team from the bowling alley). We’re number eight of eight; but it didn’t matter.

We knocked off the number one seed!!

I honestly don’t even know what my scores were, I just know we held on to win the last game by five pins. It didn’t matter that Chris was robbed of nine pins by a technicality in the second game and we went on to lose that game by six. It didn’t matter that Eric was well below average all night. It didn’t matter that their third man had a 252 in the third. It didn’t matter that their anchor finished with six strikes in a row. It didn’t matter that we had an annoying audience for the last five frames.

All that mattered was Nolan’s finish: X X X 9.

Sweet.

The Shield

I just finished watching the season finale. Wow.

I read a review over at TV.com the other day about this show. It really is amazing how many awful things a person can watch the characters do and still root for them, feel sorry for them, and hate the good guys. I got into this show by a fluke three summers ago and haven’t looked back. The tone is set in the very first episode, and nothing has changed in five seasons – the writing is as good as ever, the actors are incredible, the characters haven’t worn thin, and the surprises haven’t stopped.

Last year there were rumors that season five would be the last, and I still see forums saying it will end after six. But I know I’m not alone when I say I’ll keep watching as long as they keep up the great work.

We’re gonna find out who did this, and we’re gonna kill him.

Edit: I just read an article that says this is only a midseason finale for season five (it’s only the 11th episode). Apparently FX didn’t order the rest of the episodes until after it was too late to have them done in time to run after the first 11. So apparently “season five” isn’t over, and the next major decision will be whether or not to come back after that.

Upgrades

Update: The photo gallery is now open. Over the next few days I’ll be attempting some further integration like adding pictures to the sidebar and other parts of the site. If you’ve got a flickr account, feel free to comment on the photos themselves by visiting the flickr page linked under each photo. If you don’t have an account, consider signing up or ask me for an invitation.

The lack of updates could mean I’m just lazy. It could mean I’ve been working on our taxes. Or it could mean that I’ve been working on improving the site. Over the weekend I started working on some additions that should make things a lot more interesting around here. At minimum, I’ve got a photo gallery in the works (that’s right, Jamaica pictures are coming) and who knows, maybe I’ll also get rid of the default WordPress theme soon.

The photo gallery is actually online already, but I’m keeping it’s location under wraps for the time being. I’ve got a little bit of work to do in giving pictures more interesting names and making sure things are in order. It’s setup through my new flickr account and a pretty little plugin called FAlbum that I discovered yesterday. I’m still trying to figure out what all I can do with it – I’ll unveil it soon.