Here’s a collection of assorted Family Guy videos that most people probably haven’t seen. Some were cut out of aired episodes and didn’t make the DVD sets. There’s also a short film by Seth MacFarland from when he was a student.
I’m not really sure why you would want to make a computer out of a pumpkin (can you say “rotting case”?), but who cares. Happy Halloween!
It’s been pretty scary lately. Now, hurricane Wilma has broken a record with the lowest minimum pressure ever measured in a hurricane in the Atlantic basin. The weather the last few months reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Peter tells everyone he’s healed Chris and they start worshipping him. He starts acting like God and when bad things start happening he doesn’t understand why, so Brian explains it to him.
You want an explanation? God…is…pissed.
Ok, back to work.
Print out thousands of speech bubble stickers. Place them on ads all over town. Enjoy the results.
This video is just sad. I can’t believe how stupid people are. “I see a country labeled on a map, therefore I will disengage my brain and believe it must be true.”
This is too good not to share.
Family Guy silently gets a new 22-episode order, all but finalizing a fifth season. After sitting through class all afternoon, this just made my day!
…hell? So I was driving from Amber’s apartment to the union and I pull up at a light behind this silver Monte Carlo SS. The first thing I noticed was the hand prints in the dust on the trunk. Then I thought of how I don’t really like those cars. But, then I saw that this guy had a flip down LCD screen. It’s the first time I’ve ever actually seen one in a car on the street so that was pretty cool, despite the ugly car. Since we were stopped and it was dark, I was close enough I thought I’d try to figure out what he was watching. A closer look and a second later I had my answer. It was PORN! I couldn’t believe it; this guy was driving around the city of Manhattan watching porn in his car. I think I laughed all the way to the union.
You’ve seen those stupid talking fish. The ones mounted on a plaque, generally with a motion sensitive trigger that sing songs like “Take Me to the River.” Well now you can create your own stupid message.
If you really wanna waste some time, this ball game is maddening. It seems so simple in theory, and yet it takes a level of coordination that I didn’t seem to possess when I was playing it this morning.
I always thought there was something funny about this guy.
I have just one question. Why?
Make that two questions. Why are they in space? There’s no reason for them to be in space.
Hopefully I won’t need to use any of these techniques to get people out of my office at Epic.
While I sit here and write pointless posts to waste time, some people do more creative things.
I’m only half awake. This probably seems a lot funnier than it really is, but here’s some discarded tide ad campaign slogans.
Currently Playing: Avril Lavigne – My Happy Ending